Oh Jiminy DOODOO

Hello all beloved family.
I am sorry I have not written in a few days.
Aunt Mare -hope Dennis is reading you your posts -you have some good ones
Well Aunt Mare-it sucks you are not feeling well -I am gonna try and get a flight out this week to see you and kiss you good morning
My dog Lady Jane aka Daphne (who my vet said was spayed) HAHA well I heard screaming in the other room and John was F@@@cking Daphne
I am about ready to faint seeing this-well off to the vets I go
and Daphne is in heat and the vet won't spay until she is done 2-3 weeks and she will be halfway through a pregnancy-I am losing my mind to see if I can get her spayed early this week so if John did knock her up she will be 3-4 days knocked up-
RATS oh geez
well her are pictures of the happy couple I am gonna beat em someday...I am literally falling out of my chair with this business
I cannot believe the vet thought she was spayed and this happened -maybe she is and they were just riding the carpet of LOVE- getting an ultrasound TUES
whoo haa
well hope to be on a jet plane ASAP to see yer pretty face
love -your nice des